Bless Their Hearts Disclaimer

The stories shared on Heifer, Please! are inspired by real-life events submitted by real people. To keep everyone out of the family group chat and possibly out of court, we've changed names, locations, occupations, and identifying details.

If you think this story is about you, well, that's between you and Jesus.

Any resemblance to actual people, living or otherwise, is purely coincidental, or you're telling on yourself.

Now pour yourself a glass of sweet tea and mind your own biscuits.